The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.