Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.