He told me just to keep the ball low.
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.