No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.