The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.