When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.