The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.