The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.