The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.