Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!