Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.