Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.