Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.