Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.