Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.