Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.