I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.