I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.