I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.