I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.