Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.