Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

He told me just to keep the ball low.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.