Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.