I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.