Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.