I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.