Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.