Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.