Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.