I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.