Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.