Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.