A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
Chi Chi RodriguezTrevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
Chi Chi RodriguezPutting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
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