Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.