Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
He told me just to keep the ball low.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.