I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.