I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.