They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.