When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.