When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.