I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.