I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.
Chic MurrayThe police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
Chic MurrayThere's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
Chic Murray