My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
Chic MurrayI dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
Chic MurrayThe boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
Chic MurrayI went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you."
Chic Murray