I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.
Chic MurrayMy sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
Chic Murray