There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.

She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.