I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
Chic MurrayMy wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
Chic MurrayThe boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
Chic Murray