It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.

She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.