I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on.
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.