She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.