The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
Chic MurrayMy father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
Chic MurrayI took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
Chic Murray