I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
Chic MurrayMy mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
Chic MurrayI took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
Chic Murray