I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.

I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it.

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.