I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.
Chic MurrayThe boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
Chic MurrayMy mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
Chic Murray