Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.