You gotta fight for your right to vote!

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.