I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
You gotta fight for your right to vote!
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!