Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?
I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.