Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'