I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!