I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

God bless America. And no place else.

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like "How do I make this stuff funny?"

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.