Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.
I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.