I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.