When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.

I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I'm not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend.

Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, "Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?"