When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.