Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.
I do what I can do when I can do it.
You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.