When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.