They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain't have six friends in high school, I don't have six friends now! That's three on three with a half court.

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.