I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.