I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !

Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.