I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.

The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?