I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest.
Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.