When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
Chris RockYou don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
Chris RockYou're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
Chris Rock