A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.