A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain't have six friends in high school, I don't have six friends now! That's three on three with a half court.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I'm not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend.

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.