No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.
I believe you got my property?
Money is the best lotion in the world.
George Bush hates midgets.
The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.