I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!