Pretty girls have problems too.
Money is the best lotion in the world.
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.