I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

Hollywood's just not funny.

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.