The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body.

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.