You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
God bless America. And no place else.
If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They can go snatch chains and they'll be fine. But if you snatch chains, you'll end up in jail because you know better."
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.