A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

God bless America. And no place else.

I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all the time. They never put it down like musicians who might make an album then take three or four years off to recharge their batteries. Comedians tend to work straight through and they get stale because of that. Even when I didn't have a lot of money I never ever did it unless I had something new to say.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'