If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body.

People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got an Afro and you go "Fight the power" people will follow you. If you got a Jheri curl, people just laugh.

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.