You wonโt be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
Chris RockYou know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !
Chris RockMy mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know โฆ I donโt really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my motherโs alive. My motherโs fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, โWas I in the right place?โ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man. If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, thereโd be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this m-therfโker down!
Chris RockI never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
Chris RockRelationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because itโs hard to keep up the lie! โCause you canโt get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You canโt get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, youโre not meeting them. Youโre meeting their representative!
Chris Rock