The U.S government hates rap music

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire. And I think that people are confusing the two. It’s only a fire when it offends the fans, and the fans turn on you. Tosh has fans, and they get the joke. If you’ve watched enough Tracy Morgan, you let the worst thing go by. When did Tracy Morgan become Walter Cronkite? You have to mean something to me to offend me. You can’t break up with me if we don’t date.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.