You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.
When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'