Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.

I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head.