It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.