You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.