You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.

The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.